July 2009
4 posts
Rob Makes You Feel Better
If ever you feel sad, upset, down, a little depressed, a lot depressed, just come here, scroll down.. and you should be healed!
Why you look so down?
look in my eyes, baby..
I’ll make you feel better..
Let me take my shirt off..
Ah, there we go.. Now where we were?
I remember..
Hang onto the table tightly!
Why are you turning around!?
Oh FUCK baby..
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June 2009
26 posts
"THE BBR DICK-TIONARY"
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY : a plea of extreme righteousness. Is Rob Pattinson a sex bomb? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.
ADORKABLE : a description of Rob used in context with roles like Daniel Gale in A Bad Mother’s Handbook. Those glasses made Rob look ADORKABLE in that movie I could’ve just ate him up!
ASSCANDY : visual stimuli of Rob’s backside which causes lower responses. Those jeans make...
Officer Pattinson
I dedicate this to my Christina. I hope that, in your venture into the life of a sexual criminal, you come into contact *pun* with Officer Pattinson, who will throw you against the cop car, cuff you up, feel you up, and perform a full cavity search with his 9 inch nightstick. It’s in his hands already!!!
I hope you learn your lesson!
Or not, so it can happen over and over again!
With...
Spattz's Thoughts on Seeing Rpattz Yesterday
Hey it’s Spattz..
So Sparkly and I went to Washington Sq. Park yesterday and we saw Mr. Pattinson in the flesh. I’m not gonna lie when I say it was a mediocre meeting compared to the what the fans experienced on monday PRIOR TO the riot that occured.
No joke, if you tallied the seconds we saw him all together, I would say it totaled about a minute. One minute out of the 3 hours we...
WatchSparkly here.
Okay okay okay. *breeeeeeeathes* Rob Pattinson in the flesh. Walking, streching his lovely, lengthy legs over the hot ground of a sunny Manhattan afternoon, swaying his sexy arms in the breeze like a graceful dove flying through the sky… the hair. . THE HAIR!
Okay, just watch… excuse the camera movement. I was a little excited.
A tad angry
Spattz here…i know very rare occassion happening right now…HOLY SHIT IS SPATTZ ACTUALLY BLOGGING??? Yeeeupp i am.
I’m really angry over the 4 skanks who molested Rob today in NYC. Sparkly and I planned on going to NYC tommorow to see the set but now that the skanks went full-moron who knows if we are even allowed to be near the sets now. Those girls are fuckin dumb….
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Rob Pattinson is Jesus
sparkly: ok im gonna go do something edward never does..and no, not jerk off..sleep!
Spattz: LOL
sparkly: before i go
Spattz: yeah
sparkly: did u know rob got kstew a guitar for her birthday
sparkly: how adorable is he
Spattz: im mad lol
Spattz: and slightly jealous
sparkly: its cute
sparkly: hes so thoughtful
sparkly: the more i learn about rob
sparkly: the more i think hes not real
Spattz: LMAOOO
sparkly: bc he is too perfect
Spattz: so we're jus all hallucinating
sparkly: yeah basically
sparkly: or he's God
sparkly: jesus i mean
Spattz: that makes sense
sparkly: see
Spattz: this is bad...im saying rob is jesus
sparkly: well the similarities are there
sparkly: look at the attire
sparkly: shitty
sparkly: but still amazing right
Spattz: LMAOOO
sparkly: he's from "over there..." across the ocean
sparkly: i mean
sparkly: its pretty obvious
Spattz: over there
Spattz: LOL
sparkly: ya know
sparkly: he plays a vampire
sparkly: cover up for being around so long
Spattz: wat does THAT have to do wit it
Spattz: psha ur saying jesus turned into a vampire
sparkly: no no
sparkly: im saying its a cover
sparkly: for being around so long
Spattz: u need to sleep
sparkly: and wait
sparkly: the whole blood thing
sparkly: couldve been something he picked up from the last supper
sparkly: im just sayin
sparkly: facts are facts
Spattz: LOL!
Spattz: ur sleep deprived
sparkly: im also right
Spattz: go dream of rob and black hoodies
sparkly: oh i will
sparkly: but do not doubt
sparkly: that rob will one day
sparkly: die for our sins
sparkly: and with that
Spattz: ::::::SNEEZE LAUGH!!!:::::
sparkly: im off to dreamland
Spattz: ohman
sparkly: bc GOD (his daddy) knows we sin a lot..
sparkly: im. just. sayin.
sparkly: why do u think its so windy out
Spattz: idk
sparkly: god is sighing heavily
sparkly: watching his son become so popular
Spattz: ur making me spit all over my keyboard in laugher
Spattz: omg God sighs heavily
sparkly: im just coming to a realization
Spattz: the rob epihany
Spattz: u can be the first nun of his church
sparkly: not a nun
sparkly: than we cant have sex
sparkly: ill be his mistress
sparkly: submissive..hell i'll be his loving wife
Spattz: but if hes jesus.. he wont do anything
sparkly: hey jesus has needs too ya kno
sparkly: and with a jaw like that
sparkly: his needs will be met
Spattz: LMAAOOO
sparkly: ok and
sparkly: the GQ picture of him standing
sparkly: pretty fucking similar to crucifix status no? only his hands arent up bc he has post-trauamtic stress from thast. . . so he keeps them down..
sparkly: but i mean the position comes naturally
Spattz: ok im off to bed now LOL
sparkly: u suck
WatchBehind the Scenes filming New Moon. . never before seen footage. Enjoy!
-Sparkly
Dancing-Sex Talk with the Twin
Flanger1975: dude...
Flanger1975: this franz ferdinand video is amazing
sparkly sayss: ya
Flanger1975: i loves them
Flanger1975: they make me want to dance and have sex
Flanger1975: not at the same time though
sparkly sayss: LMFAO~
sparkly sayss: at the same time is awkward
sparkly sayss: i mean
sparkly sayss: it may move things around ya know
sparkly sayss: but idk
sparkly sayss: sometimes sex shouldnt be as graceful as dancing
sparkly sayss: like whenever I get rob alone. . . its gonna be fast hard and out of control
sparkly sayss: def not ballet status.. booorrring
Flanger1975: LOL
Flanger1975: like...urban style or jazz
Flanger1975: perhaps even a bit of tap
sparkly sayss: no i mean like
sparkly sayss: your old-school mix tape is skipping.. status
sparkly sayss: and the percussion is going nuts
Flanger1975: LOL
Flanger1975: like...raver kid
sparkly sayss: HAHA
Flanger1975: like...ZOMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS SPLENDA NOT X!!!!
sparkly sayss: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOo
So close, so close. . .
Hey! Sparkly here. Last night, Spattz & I wandered around SoHo and downtown Manhattan for a few hours non-chalantly trying to catch a glimpse of the sex that is Rob Pattinson. We passed the bar he was spotted at on Sunday:
It’s the striped awning. Black & White Bar. Nice little quiet place for our bb!
Then we were lurking in a random SoHo bookstore when we spotted a man...
WatchSparkly here. Bella’s Lullaby is the prettiest. So I wanted needed to learn it. Hope you like it!
Anyhoo, Sunday night (June 7th, ‘09) Spattz & I went to go see 100 Monkey perform in Manhattan. In case you don’t know, Jackson Rathbone (Jasper!) plays in the band. They were amazingly funny and Jackson is the cutest sweetest guy ever. (After Rob, of course)
Here are...
WatchHey pervies. Sparkly here. Last night, Spattz & I were deviants and lurked in the park across the street from my house AFTER 9PM! ::ooooo:: We could’ve easily been kicked out by the cops but we had some very important matters to discuss…
tee hee. Enjoy.
WatchHEY! Sparkly here.
Here’s another installment of our randomness that was nights before the Twilight party!
Enjoy!
WatchHey! Sparkly here.
I figure I should post this. It was taken on a random night in March, as me and Spattz prepared for the Twilight DVD party that took place in my house. (pictures below).
We manipulated our voices to sound like Munchkins. And you get a little glimpse of how Rob would sound as one, too. Quite funny.
So um, don’t mind the randomness. Just Enjoy!
It’s...
My Twin causes Laughter
Flanger1975: so is it possible to walk to all of those places?
Flanger1975: from midtown?
sparkly sayss: LMAO!
Flanger1975: i mean...the island is only...how long?
Flanger1975: I DON'T KNOW
sparkly sayss: LMAOOOOOO
sparkly sayss:
Flanger1975: you are such a bitch i swear
sparkly sayss: NO
sparkly sayss: you need to understand!
sparkly sayss: no, its not smart to walk
sparkly sayss: city blocks are like
sparkly sayss: 5 regular blocks
Flanger1975: that's normal
Flanger1975: we have city blocks here too
Flanger1975: one mile
sparkly sayss: from midtown to ground zero is not walkable
sparkly sayss: i tried it once
Flanger1975: well shitballs
Flanger1975: lol
sparkly sayss: from times square
sparkly sayss: i wanted to cry
sparkly sayss: subways!
sparkly sayss:
Flanger1975: DUDE!!!!
Flanger1975: I FUCKING FORGOT PUBLIC TRANSPORT
Flanger1975: OMG
sparkly sayss: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flanger1975: I
sparkly sayss: I AM SO ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT YOU RIGHT NOW!
WatchThis is a high-quality, time-consuming, fun reproduction Spattz & I made of the ‘I Dreamt of Edward’ scene in Twilight.
Tee hee. Enjoy!
-Sparkly
It took about 3 hours to make this video and its only 30 seconds long. I think it’s just as good as the Twilight version. = )
~Spattz
Hey, Sparkly here.
As I edit the upcoming videos, how about some home-made Robporn?
*shout-outs* to the lovely ladies of the BBR. Our collective fetish of suspenders and ability to shut down the internet with our ogling over this mans nipples will forever amaze me. *claps*
FanFic Recommendation for anyone in need of an amazing, well-written, angsty love story: WIDE AWAKE by AngstGoddess003
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Rob’s Full Version of Let Me...
First Sight
Hi! Welcome to our blog. We are Sparkly (Stephanie) & Spattz (Stephanie, also).
In case you care:
Sparkly here!
I live in New York (Queens). I’m Italian. I’m 20 years old. I am studying psychology at Adelphi University in Long Island. I want to work with autistic children in the future. I have a passion for music. Andrew McMahon is my hero and the reason I play piano. ...