I dedicate this to my Christina.  I hope that, in your venture into the life of a sexual criminal, you come into contact *pun* with Officer Pattinson, who will throw you against the cop car, cuff you up, feel you up, and perform a full cavity search with his 9 inch nightstick.  It’s in his hands already!!!

I hope you learn your lesson!

Or not, so it can happen over and over again!

With love,

-Sparkly